Ambiguosexual - Nicole Taylor
He dyes his hair but he doesn't shave
He lives in a crazy penthouse cave
Things are always letting him down
But he's always got his next big plan
There's always a Bond girl hanging round
And right behind her is someone he found
I'm trying hard to understand
Who's his lover and who's his friend
He's not metrosexual
He's not hyposexual
He's a contradiction
He must be ambiguosexual
He likes to have his house pristine
But his car is a filthy trash machine
He has a family I've never met
But he keeps a fantail as his pet
He's always planning a holiday
But he spent his cash on his last payday
He's thinking of running a marathon
But he can't get away from the beach that long
He's not metrosexual
He's not hyposexual
He's a contradiction
He must be ambiguosexual
His favourite food is a starfish flan
But he doesn't even have a frying pan
His bathroom cabinet's full of stuff
But he has no clue what most if it does
He slides his hand up on my leg
Then kisses the boy on his left instead
He tells me I'm beautiful all the time
But he always goes home on his own
He's not metrosexual
He's not hyposexual
He's a contradiction
He must be ambiguosexual
[00:00.00]Ambiguosexual - Nicole Taylor
[00:09.57]He dyes his hair but he doesn't shave
[00:12.47]He lives in a crazy penthouse cave
[00:14.88]Things are always letting him down
[00:17.14]But he's always got his next big plan
[00:19.83]There's always a Bond girl hanging round
[00:22.02]And right behind her is someone he found
[00:24.54]I'm trying hard to understand
[00:27.01]Who's his lover and who's his friend
[00:30.14]He's not metrosexual
[00:32.37]He's not hyposexual
[00:34.78]He's a contradiction
[00:37.20]He must be ambiguosexual
[00:49.32]He likes to have his house pristine
[00:51.41]But his car is a filthy trash machine
[00:53.86]He has a family I've never met
[00:56.34]But he keeps a fantail as his pet
[00:59.00]He's always planning a holiday
[01:01.28]But he spent his cash on his last payday
[01:03.81]He's thinking of running a marathon
[01:06.17]But he can't get away from the beach that long
[01:09.35]He's not metrosexual
[01:11.62]He's not hyposexual
[01:14.05]He's a contradiction
[01:16.36]He must be ambiguosexual
[01:38.24]His favourite food is a starfish flan
[01:40.43]But he doesn't even have a frying pan
[01:43.04]His bathroom cabinet's full of stuff
[01:45.36]But he has no clue what most if it does
[01:48.02]He slides his hand up on my leg
[01:50.32]Then kisses the boy on his left instead
[01:52.75]He tells me I'm beautiful all the time
[01:55.15]But he always goes home on his own
[01:58.25]He's not metrosexual
[02:00.57]He's not hyposexual
[02:02.94]He's a contradiction
[02:05.47]He must be ambiguosexual