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[00:08.22]At the KOC Local 313 [00:11.46]There's a fat man standing by the soda machine [00:15.00]And he knows he knows he knows [00:18.25]Life can be funny [00:22.18]He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on [00:25.69]Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone [00:29.25]And I know I know God knows [00:32.63]We need the money [00:36.45]And he's a big red cherry [00:38.34]But it's hard to be merry [00:40.09]When the kids are all laughing [00:42.10]Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia [00:45.34]Ain't he cute [00:46.71]The man in the Santa suit [00:58.12]And all the Moms in town bring their brats around [01:01.38]And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down [01:04.97]Now it's up hey how 'bout that [01:08.29]It looks like a milkshake [01:12.19]Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here [01:15.78]Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer [01:19.35]And he says kid shut your mouth [01:22.59]You give me a headache [01:26.84]And he's jolly and hairy [01:28.41]But it's hard to be merry [01:30.61]When the guys at the bar [01:32.80]Say he looks like a fairy [01:34.12]But he's doing it just for the loot [01:36.91]The man in the Santa suit [02:09.76]And he's a big red cherry [02:11.64]He's jolly and hairy [02:13.34]Everyone's laughing but he doesn't care [02:16.79]He stays cool [02:18.29]Ain't he cute [02:19.97]The man in the Santa suit