Ask me how do I feel,
Now that we're cosy and clinging,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a bell I'd be ringing!
From the moment we kissed goodnight,
That's the way I just gotta behave,
And if I were a lamp I'd light,
Or if I were a banner I'd wave!
Ask me how do I feel,
Little me with my quiet upbringing,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a gate I'd be swinging!
And if I were a watch,
I'd start popping my spring,
Oh, and if I were a bell
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning,
Well sir, all I can say is
If I were a I'd be burning!
Well, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way you looked,
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
Ask me how do I feel
Now that we're fondly caressing,
And if I were a salad,
I know I'd be splashing my dressing!
Or if I were a season,
I'd surely be Spring,
Yes, and if I were a bell,
Say, if I were a bell,
I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
[02:15.00]Ask me how do I feel,
[02:15.00]Now that we're cosy and clinging,
[02:15.00]Well sir, all I can say is
[02:15.00]If I were a bell I'd be ringing!
[02:15.00]From the moment we kissed goodnight,
[02:15.00]That's the way I just gotta behave,
[02:15.00]And if I were a lamp I'd light,
[02:15.00]Or if I were a banner I'd wave!
[02:15.00]Ask me how do I feel,
[02:15.00]Little me with my quiet upbringing,
[02:15.00]Well sir, all I can say is
[02:15.00]If I were a gate I'd be swinging!
[02:15.00]And if I were a watch,
[02:15.00]I'd start popping my spring,
[02:15.00]Oh, and if I were a bell
[02:15.00]I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".
[02:15.00]Ask me how do I feel
[02:15.00]From this chemistry lesson I'm learning,
[02:15.00]Well sir, all I can say is
[02:15.00]If I were a I'd be burning!
[02:15.00]Well, I knew my moral would crack
[02:15.00]From the wonderful way you looked,
[02:15.00]Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack,
[02:15.00]Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
[02:15.00]Ask me how do I feel
[02:15.00]Now that we're fondly caressing,
[02:15.00]And if I were a salad,
[02:15.00]I know I'd be splashing my dressing!
[02:15.00]Or if I were a season,
[02:15.00]I'd surely be Spring,
[02:15.00]Yes, and if I were a bell,
[02:15.00]Say, if I were a bell,
[02:15.00]I'd go "Ding dong ding dong ding!".