作词 : Jape Richardson
作曲 : Jape Richardson
Well, I'll tell you a story of a burglar man
He-a went to rob a house, huh
He raised up the window and in he crept
Just as softly as a mouse, huh
A-thinkin' of the money he was goin' to rob-a
As under the bed he lay-a
That cat sure saw a sight that night
That made his hair turn gray
Heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
About nine o'clock, an old maid came in-a
Ha, "I'm awfully tired", she said, heh-heh
Thinkin' that everything was alright
She forgot to look under the bed-a
A-well, she pulled out her teeth, her big glass eye
The hair right off of her head, huh
That chick was comin' all apart, heh-ha-ha
The burglar had 'bout nineteen fits
And he came from under the bed-a
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
What a mess
Well-a, from under the bed-a, the burglar came-a
He was a total wreck-a
The old maid, she didn't holler at all
She just grabbed him 'round the neck
And from her drawer, a revolver she drew-a
To the burglar man, she said-a
"Young man, if you don't kiss me now
I'll blow off the top of your head", ah-ha-ha-ha
A-well, he looked at her teeth-a, her big glass eye
He had no place to scoot-a
He said to the old lady standin' there
"Woman, for the Lord's sake-a
Woman, for the Lord's sake
Woman, go ahead and shoot"
[02:09.00]作词 : Jape Richardson
[02:09.00]作曲 : Jape Richardson
[02:09.00]Well, I'll tell you a story of a burglar man
[02:09.00]He-a went to rob a house, huh
[02:09.00]He raised up the window and in he crept
[02:09.00]Just as softly as a mouse, huh
[02:09.00]A-thinkin' of the money he was goin' to rob-a
[02:09.00]As under the bed he lay-a
[02:09.00]That cat sure saw a sight that night
[02:09.00]That made his hair turn gray
[02:09.00]Heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[02:09.00]About nine o'clock, an old maid came in-a
[02:09.00]Ha, "I'm awfully tired", she said, heh-heh
[02:09.00]Thinkin' that everything was alright
[02:09.00]She forgot to look under the bed-a
[02:09.00]A-well, she pulled out her teeth, her big glass eye
[02:09.00]The hair right off of her head, huh
[02:09.00]That chick was comin' all apart, heh-ha-ha
[02:09.00]The burglar had 'bout nineteen fits
[02:09.00]And he came from under the bed-a
[02:09.00]Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[02:09.00]What a mess
[02:09.00]Well-a, from under the bed-a, the burglar came-a
[02:09.00]He was a total wreck-a
[02:09.00]The old maid, she didn't holler at all
[02:09.00]She just grabbed him 'round the neck
[02:09.00]And from her drawer, a revolver she drew-a
[02:09.00]To the burglar man, she said-a
[02:09.00]"Young man, if you don't kiss me now
[02:09.00]I'll blow off the top of your head", ah-ha-ha-ha
[02:09.00]A-well, he looked at her teeth-a, her big glass eye
[02:09.00]He had no place to scoot-a
[02:09.00]He said to the old lady standin' there
[02:09.00]"Woman, for the Lord's sake-a
[02:09.00]Woman, for the Lord's sake
[02:09.00]Woman, go ahead and shoot"