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[06:33.00]I feel like a beggar accepting alms [06:33.00]Then being pelted with figs [06:33.00]I study my steadily declining chart placings [06:33.00]They greet me with freezing cold inhospitality [06:33.00]Hey where did that bloke go who said I was vital [06:33.00]I possess the mild air of a retail tobacconist [06:33.00]That's because I'm a retail tobacconist [06:33.00]But the mayflies on a Berkshire trout river [06:33.00]Would probably tell you a different story [06:33.00]About ham fisted diadems and momentary daydreams [06:33.00]Of mythical dividends and illusory boardroom suits [06:33.00]In the room festooned with fat beef certificates [06:33.00]From county shows [06:33.00]Duff leg Bryn had drank too much again [06:33.00]Most of Wem was steering clear of him [06:33.00]I've got no time for this 12th consecutive Rose Bowl [06:33.00]Cos at Sunday next at ten to four [06:33.00]I've got an invitation for [06:33.00]A trip around Katharine Hamnett's warehouse [06:33.00]Followed by dinner with David Emmanuel [06:33.00]Whom I can't wait to tell about my dream [06:33.00]In which the almost illegal Elton Welsby [06:33.00]Is dressed as a French maid on a moonless byway [06:33.00]Licking his lips as he creeps ever closer [06:33.00]Fast falls the eventide [06:33.00]Fast falls the eventide [06:33.00]The public appearance of bitter ex soap stars [06:33.00]Who thought they could go on and do other things beside [06:33.00]The Centre Court amusement at the ballboy's mishap [06:33.00]That bobbing up and down thing that they do at the Proms [06:33.00]Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day [06:33.00]Miserable to who [06:33.00]I quite like a bit of drizzle so stick to the facts [06:33.00]Channel 4 presents Blowjob [06:33.00]Introduced by Adrian and Sophie Horn [06:33.00]Who is of course one bloke with a pierced d**k [06:33.00]Who's just had the nod from Planet 24 [06:33.00]Hear him say surreal bizarre sad git [06:33.00]Yes indeedy completely and utterly footy anorak and respect [06:33.00]Before whipping the audience up into doing the Time Warp [06:33.00]Watch him take us live to The Queen's Arse and Firkin [06:33.00]Where Joseph Bloggs and his amazing Technicolour shellsuit [06:33.00]Are about to abort their Steely Dan routine [06:33.00]And instead embark upon 15 minutes of mantra filled Oompah [06:33.00]15 minutes of mantra filled Oompah [06:33.00]15 minutes of mantra filled Oompah [06:33.00]Adrian/Sophie wants us the viewers to ring in [06:33.00]And say how we think the punters will react [06:33.00]These are a few of my favourite things [06:33.00]I'm incredibly bored with the word millennium [06:33.00]And with the Jehovah's Witnesses [06:33.00]Millions now earmarked will later be wasted [06:33.00]Her Majesty marvellous mother the musical [06:33.00]The fireworks lighting up the Houses of Parliament [06:33.00]Death in Trafalgar Square death in the armchair [06:33.00]Of clichéd old spinsters who never been loved [06:33.00]Every day is Australia day [06:33.00]Sons and Daughters and Home and Away [06:33.00]But then the news comes on and the sound goes down [06:33.00]Cos she can't be bothered with all them politicians [06:33.00]They're all just a bunch of flamin' drongos [06:33.00]She died with her telly on 87 and confused [06:33.00]With not enough hospital beds cos all the money's been used [06:33.00]On the end of the century party preparations [06:33.00]And they reckon that the last thing she saw in her life was [06:33.00]Sting singing on the roof of the Barbican [06:33.00]Sting singing on the roof of the Barbican [06:33.00]T for Toxteth [06:33.00]T for Tennessee [06:33.00]T for Toxteth T for Tennessee [06:33.00]T for Thatcher that girl that made a wreck out of me [06:33.00]Old lady labelled me an idle [06:33.00]Old lady labelled me an idle [06:33.00]Old lady labelled me an idle layabout [06:33.00]Layabout [06:33.00]Layabout